Apparently, to be 'sexy' (which inevitably requires me to lose 10lbs of 'stomach fat'), I just need to give birth.
Is this genuine, or just a bot-fail, I wonder?
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Updated: 14 September
Just found another pearler:
(Click to embiggen)
How do you lose 35lbs? By shaving your edges off (unevenly) in photoshop! Yay!
2 comments:
its the sequins that do it, they have secret fat zapping nodes
And, apparently, give you a tan!
/me rushes out to buy a spangly bikini
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