One Simple Diet Rule ... ?

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I had the misfortune to come across this ad while browsing today:

Apparently, to be 'sexy' (which inevitably requires me to lose 10lbs of 'stomach fat'), I just need to give birth.
Is this genuine, or just a bot-fail, I wonder? 


Updated: 14 September

Just found another pearler:

(Click to embiggen)

How do you lose 35lbs? By shaving your edges off (unevenly) in photoshop! Yay!


susan said...

its the sequins that do it, they have secret fat zapping nodes

Loquacity said...

And, apparently, give you a tan!

/me rushes out to buy a spangly bikini


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