One Simple Diet Rule ... ?

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I had the misfortune to come across this ad while browsing today:

 
Apparently, to be 'sexy' (which inevitably requires me to lose 10lbs of 'stomach fat'), I just need to give birth.
Is this genuine, or just a bot-fail, I wonder? 

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Updated: 14 September

Just found another pearler:

(Click to embiggen)

How do you lose 35lbs? By shaving your edges off (unevenly) in photoshop! Yay!

2 comments:

susan said...

its the sequins that do it, they have secret fat zapping nodes

Loquacity said...

And, apparently, give you a tan!

/me rushes out to buy a spangly bikini

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